Juste à côté - Partie 1/1 | Episodes 1-50

Tu vois, les kittens ? C'est où tu es belong. On all fours. Le nom est Kitten, on the breather. Bon appétit, Kitten. Pourquoi ne vous pas vous donnez un petit coup ? Il ne peut pas ounernerner ounernerner. Let's find out ! C'est bon, mec. Ne me fais pas callé PETA. Je vais vous faire de la fin. Je viens de commencer. Très bien. Sous-titrage-le-z'-z, c'est pas comme ça que tu penses que tu penses que tu es. Tu sais ma famille. Pas de fin. Tu sais pas, c'est pas. Quand j'ai ma vieux damsel, find un knight in shining armor to slay his dragons for him. Je suis un peu de jeu. Ok, alors que vous avez du monde pour l'improvement.

Je suis un peu de vous space, parce que je pensais que River voulait le friendship. C'est pas grave, il est trop difficile de faire des bâtres. Il est pas grave, vous savez. C'est pas grave, c'est le son de son de son de son de famille. Et il est très skilled à faire de l'armée des bases, je veux. C'est pas grave. C'est pas grave, je veux que vous fassez fantasais de plus. Je suis pas grave. Ah, donc c'est pas grave. Tu n'as pas encore pas à faire de l'armée des besoins. Ou dire, je sais, tout tout. Hadley, tu as mes firstes. C'est quand je pensais que tu étais bien, et ça n'a pas compté. Tu dois arrêter de faire de la rôme avec la technique. Ah, stop. Let's take a beat. Let's take a beat.

Ok. River. Tempo is critical here. I need you to feel the flow of the music. Yeah? I don't need you to get all the way here. But the way that you're playing now is not sounding like a passing grade. It's an arts elective. I didn't even know it was possible to fail. Well, that's why I usually ask my beginner students to start with harmonica. Be so for real. I'm not going to be seen tonguing harmonica. You're not helping your case here. Look, Mr. Ward, if I fail this class, I'm going to be benched for post-season. The whole school is counting on me. Oh, the pressures of the mayor's perfect son. Ok, I get it. Alright. And I am impressed by how well you play your tiny violin.

But River, I am going to need to hear some miraculous improvement by midterms. Or you were warming that bench. Find a tutor. You summoned me? Yeah, come in. Bar is the perfect temperature for you to beat me in a cannonball contest. We're not five anymore, River. Cannonballs can't fix us. Need to talk to you. Look, I know I'm probably not your favorite person these days. The thing is, I... You need me? I need you to teach me how to play guitar. You make it look so easy. And I may or may not be failing my music elective. And if I don't get it together and pass this class, then I'll be benched for post-season. Tough break. Heh. And my mom, she's up for re-election soon, too. So...

She's going to want to show off her hometown hero. You know that. River, you've been avoiding me for the past six years. Why would I help you now? Come on, kid. You know you miss spending time with me. And if you ask real nicely, I'll even start sleeping over again. Hell, bro. I know, we're too old for that. But you are seriously vulnerable at school. And I could offer protection. Like how you protected me today? Find a new loser to tutor you. One that's actually fun to screw around with. And I didn't want to be some sort of simp, so I said my piece and I left. It's giving confidence, which I love for you. Good mouth. But I just can't believe that you turned him down. You like him.

River and I together. That's never going to happen. Good. As much as I want to protect your squishy little heart, I cannot let you self-sabotage like this. It's not self-sabotage, it's self-defense. Text him. Okay, you want River to kiss you. And he doesn't want to because he's not into guys and he's not into me. Mmm, deep breath. Manifest with me. Manifest. Mmm, you can do it. Text him. And you want him to kiss you so you get close enough to lean in. Mmm. I want you to know... What the hell, River? Give a guy a warning. You were the one who invited me here. I assume you came around on my proposal and it's mutual benefits? Don't get too cocky. What's it going to take? You can email my knees.

Would you please do me the honor of teaching me the song that you just played? Seriously, it was fire. Probably not. It's a little heavy on the F chord, so it's tricky for the fingers. So I'll take that as a yes. Which means it's time for you to prove your worth, Hendrix. Show me. Okay. That one has to go down there. And this is on the top one. I need to press hard. It kinda hurts. I am, yeah. Don't move. Okay. Uh, and I'll give it a downstroke. Just strum the chord. Hmm. Trying to make me blush, kid? Cause I think it might be backfired. Stop! It's cute. It's embarrassing. It's genuine. Maybe you're right about that. Okay, I started with happy birthday as a kid, but there are others.

What are you doing, Robert? Are you gonna kiss me? I'm not gay, kid. But you do, um, have an eyelash. We should probably get back to it. I've got a lot more stroking to do if I want to finish strong. It's just too easy. You know, you gotta start making me work for it, kid. It was humiliating, had we? I don't understand what about this story is humiliating. There's a sweet eyelash moment. There's a wink. I mean, God. Remember, it's actually the CEO of flirting. But it isn't actually flirting because he isn't actually gay. Gay or not, two winks in a week is not accidental. Well, then he must have an eye twitch or something.

Because every time I see him at school, he has Carrie's hands all over him. Okay, well... Not a hard launch post in sight. And if they were in a relationship, Carrie would not be subtle about it. You're not wrong. Maybe he's bi. Maybe he's bi. Why would you rule out a whole gender when you can charm the pants off anyone? Yeah, right. Well, I'll prove it. I'll kiss him. Say what? How did I know that you were a guy? You kissed me at that party freshman year? Mm-hmm. And then I knew immediately. And I think it's like a superpower of mine. I mean, I'm still in the beta phase of testing, but you know what they say? Gotta kiss a lot of frogs to find the gays. You didn't like that one?

So what makes you think River would just let you kiss him randomly? Uh... Hello? Thank you. Mm-hmm. And you know, even you let me stick my tongue down your throat and you were a strong six on the Kinsey scale. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. Okay, fine. Work your magic. Fine. Without a kiss. But I think it's safe to say that River Young is interested in boys. Or at least one boy. Who? Who do you think? I couldn't even get to first base with that dummy because he kept asking me questions about you. So now I should just... Make a move. Get off that bench. Dive in. Water's warm. Water's fine. Thumbs up is good. Yes. Energy. Bring it. Manifest that. I was hoping I might see you today. You were?

Yeah, so I can beg you for a different song to practice.

I, uh...

Playing happy birthday on repeat is making me crave cake and I can't exactly be wolfing down funfetti right before postseason. You're not exactly River's type. How do you know what my type is? I know it's not this little bitch. What, does he have a crush on you or something? Don't know, don't care.

Alright class, let's open our textbooks to page 87.

Okay, where does the pinky go for the G chord? Third fret, first string. Okay. And so then that's the same for the A right? No. Why are you being so emo today? Don't know, don't care. Wait. Is this about the Darius thing, earlier? My end of the deal is to provide you protection at school. What more are you looking for? Nothing. My end of the deal is to teach you guitar. Doesn't mean you have to be excited about it. Fair point. That's the G. We're not friends like we used to be. And whose fault is that? Does it matter? That's the A. No pinky. Look, I have a lot of good memories from those days. But we grew apart. I made new friends and got into different things. I don't disagree.

Great, so then we're on the same page. This deal's strictly business. Fine. You protect me from your friends, and I won't pretend to be one of them. Oh, Kit. Good work today. Are you kicking me out? I taught you the chords. Lesson's over. Can you guys just lay off? Oh, River, don't tell me you have a soft spot for the little kitty cat. Meow. I have a conscience. Oh yeah? You sure it's not a crush? Am I not enough for you, River? You want to suck Kit's dick instead? God forbid, I want to keep you out of detention. Hey, fire in the hole. Seriously? Give me something. This is for you, kittens. Alright, class, that's enough. Settle down. I'm gonna talk and you're gonna listen, okay?

My eyes are up here, Kit. I'm here to tell you that I'm intermittent. I'm not trying to understand your feelings. My eyes are up here, Kit. I'm not trying to tell you that I'm trying to try to hurt you. I'm not trying to bet. I'm not trying to get a cold. He's down. I'm not trying to get a cold. This is for you, but I can't go into trouble. I'm not going to get a cold. I'm trying to get a cold. At 18-20 winter, I'm not going to get a cold. I can't get anень. All right, girl, but I can't get a cold. I'm going to eat. You can't get a cold. I can't get a cold. C'est pour vous, kittens.

All right, class, that's enough. Settle down.

I'm going to talk and you're going to listen, okay? My eyes are up here, Kit. I'm here to tell you that I'm terminating our ordeal. You're what? The goons you call friends were bullying me, and you didn't do a damn thing to stop it. I did try. Really? Because the way that I remember it is that you weren't even man enough to look me in the eyes. This whole town treats you like you're some sort of hero because you set records swinging around a bat, but that thing is useless without the balls to back it up. I thought you were so much better than the person you pretend to be with your friends. But I guess I was wrong. I've never seen you so riled up before. It's adorable. Hey, no, wait.

Don't go. I want you to know that I would have stepped in to protect you from physical harm. Bullying is more than just physical harm. Okay, yeah, yeah, I get that now. I was selfish. I didn't want to cross the scene, and you got hurt because of me. I promise it won't happen again, Kit. I want you to feel safe with me like I feel safe with you. And I want you to know that I would really miss our guitar lessons. Not just because I enjoy making you blush. So we have a deal? Again? Okay, we're having a post-game party Friday night. You should come. I'm not really sure that's... Look, Darius and Carrie are just going to have to accept that you're my... RIPPER! Come to the party Friday.

And I want to make sure you have a good time. Kit, we're going inside. What is the worst that could happen? I'm so glad you asked. I've spent the past 72 hours thinking about it. Okay, let's hear it. It starts off innocently. We get to the party, find the alcohol, grab a jello shot. Five jello shots. Five jello shots. River approaches us, asks me to be his partner in beer pong. I graciously allow you to ditch me. But you can't! Because I suck at beer pong, I won't make a single cup, and I'll spend the rest of the party trailing under the table while Darius and Carrie meow me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so hard no on the beer pong. But there are plenty of other ways to have fun at the party.

Plus, they won the game, so everyone's going to be in good spirits. And I see the jello shots. Let's go do shots! What are you doing here? This house has a no-pet policy, so if you don't want to get punished, you better get on your knees and crawl. Kit! You've invited the freak? Of course! Without him, I'd fail my music collective and be benched for our postseason games. You don't want that, do you? No. So say thank you, Kit. And now that you're here, you have enough people for suck and blow. Suck and what? My river. Don't be ridiculous. All right, the rules are simple. Suck to hold the card to your lip. And then you pass it around mouth to mouth, around the circle. And if it drops...

Then you have to kiss. You know the rules, River. Come on, let's play. All right, then you start. Don't drop it this time. Uh-huh. This is why we're supposed to alternate genders in the circle. Don't worry, though. I'll volunteer to kiss River, obviously. Obviously, no one's desperate enough to kiss kittens. Even when it totally ruins the vibe. Play beer pong. I mean, River and I are totally like reigning champions or whatever. It's one of the many reasons why we're destined to be together. Isn't that right, River? Yeah. Yeah, we can definitely take on some new challengers. Don't feel like you need to hang around, Kit. River's going to be pretty tied up the rest of the night.

Oh, I know, I know, I'm late. I'm late. I'm late. But let me show you. Ready? Are you shocked that I pulled it off? Are you going to talk about the other night? What's there to talk about? We're playing a game. It's no big deal. You could have kissed Carrie instead. Yeah, but like she said, I'm a rule follower. That sounds like an excuse. Carrie was putting you on blast, so I kissed you to shut her up. I was protecting you. Because that's the deal, right? If I'm being completely honest, River, you're flirting with me over the past few weeks hasn't exactly been settled. I wasn't flirting. I was being friendly. I don't know what we are right now, but I'm damn sure we're not friends.

I don't, I don't know. You know that, right? It was just a game, Kit. That's all it ever was. I guess it's easy to seem perfect when you're living a lie. I'm sorry that I hurt you. Kit, I don't want to. Kit, I'm sorry that I hurt you. I don't want to lie to myself. I want to be perfect. I just, you mean more to me than. I know I said some things that... How are you doing? River's not like a slummit with the freaks. I guess these wounds are technically self-inflicted. I treated you like crap. Obviously. I know we might be perfect in here somewhere. Can we be friends again? Well, that depends on the answer to one question. Ask me anything. Promise to be honest.

Even if the answer is no, it'll help me move on with my life. Do you have feelings for me, River? You were right earlier. I'm not lying to myself. A little confused, but... Maybe I've been scared. Okay. Good at this, am I? Perfection's overrated anyway. Well, I do know this pretty incredible teacher. And if, uh, perfection's impossible, I'm hoping he can at least get me pretty close. I've definitely been missing out. Are you sure? More than anything. I understand why I'm nervous. I've never done this before either. I guess we got the whole night to... Is this real life? I guess there's only one way to find out. Hey! Felt like a dream. Confession to make. I think you deserve to know.

These feelings aren't new for me. I've had them since we were kids. I thought it'd be easier to pretend like they weren't there. But I guess I forgot to stop pretending. You didn't want your parents to know? Their expectations have shaped my life. I don't know. I didn't want to disappoint them. And I thought, I don't know, if I became a jock and I hooked up with enough girls that I wouldn't be able to squash my feelings for you. And yet, here I am. With you. You know, I gotta say, I'm impressed with your hookup record considering your lack of sexual attraction. Because I kissed Hallie once and that was one too many girls for me. Well, it's not like that for me, Kit. I didn't lie to you.

I'm not gay. You've gotta be kidding me. Okay, you didn't let me finish. I'm not gay.

I'm bi.

I'm still very into you. Once Hallie finds out about what happened tonight, I'm gonna have to sit through so many renditions of her I told you so, Dan's. Is that so? She guessed you were bi. She guessed that Darius was gay after she kissed him and I didn't believe her. Yeah, I did not see that coming. I mean, I guess our friendship was never that deep, though. So, what's going on with Carrie? Her dad is my mom's chief of staff. They've been best friends since college, so... Oh, and our families are close. And I think she thinks that means that we're destined to be together. Like, even as kids, it felt ridiculous. You know? Especially since I kind of had a crush on somebody else.

Creeping in the shadows tonight. There's such a thing as a terrible surprise, you know. Oh, I do know. In fact, as far as terrible surprises go, I'm pretty sure catching your soulmate hooking up with some homo freak is number one on that list. We're not soulmates. I wonder what your mom would think if she were to find out about your little tryst with the help, son. The right way? Well, that's just gossip that could spread like wildfire. Blackmail? Seriously. So done with your petty drama. Do what you want. Carrie, I'm strong enough to handle it. Maybe. But is Sweet Kitten strong enough to handle it? Do you seriously think he can handle the scrutiny of a public relationship with you? He...

He can take it. Hmm. I think it's so sweet you protecting your pet like that. But if you don't fall in line, I not only have the power to publicly out you, but I will destroy that little twink's life. Think about it. Let me know. Should I... Should I do, like, another remix for him? I have at least two in the tank ready to go, locked and loaded. I love you, but... I'll give you ten feet, but project your voice because I want to hear every cell. For what, silly? Don't be. Okay. Oh my god, kittens, did you hear the good news? I finally convinced River to take me off the market. Officially. This goblin. He has given you more chances than your... Things more than you know.

I don't know what you mean. Yeah, he doesn't because River was with me last night. So I don't know what sort of gossip your gay little sidekick is spewing, but he needs to get a life and stop making my boyfriend the subject of his homoerotic fantasies. Okay? Okay, okay? But this is the last time I'd do anything for you. They're right. Nothing happened. Don't worry. Your golden boy is just as shiny as ever, and I don't give a shit about what any of you think about me. You should never talk to me again. Ever. I haven't been able to stop thinking about you. I was thinking we should get some pictures. Like, as a couple.

I know Kara and her boyfriend took some by the beach, but I was thinking it would be really cute if we took ours at sunset on the baseball field. I just... The deal's expired. I'm done playing your manipulation game. Don't forget about the... The blackmail was right of you to assume that I would do anything to protect Kit. As it turns out, he never needed my protection because he's braver than I'll ever be. And after today, there's nothing you could do that would be more humiliating or devastating than what he did to himself. And yeah, my mom may let your dad run her life behind the scenes, but... I'm not gonna let you run mine. So do your worst, Gary. I'm done being your puppet.

Ungrateful dick. Sendering pig sit at the back of the classroom, please. I need your help. Hey, they, uh, look up. Doesn't change what he did. He's confused in Ten Beers Deep. I'm trying to figure things out. No, we're not. Why is he? It is called First Aid Kit. Add in the performance and the original song. Yeah, you've got yourself an A. Well done, River. River, that was amazing! What the hell are you doing? I accept your apology, I guess. It was so good. Oh, you... You'd think I was singing about you.

Well, duh. He was singing to Kit.

You more... I told my mom about my relationship with Kit. She couldn't be more supportive. And I'm loving that I get to break up with you again. And this time, for everyone to see. Being with you... does feel like a dream. is still a dream.