MMA Guru Laughs at Anthony Smith's Legendary Retirement

Here comes Smith. Oh, dude, he's not crying. Chat, does he give a child in the crowd his hat? This is what we're waiting for. Oh, oh, not quite. Oh, he's off. He's back, dude. I knew he wouldn't let us down. The aura on Smith and them saggy tits, dude. Look at that record, dude. 38 and 21. He's a marauder. Here we go, dude. Come on, Smith. We need you to win so you, like, convinced to stick around and say, I still got it, man, and then curl up in the ball against the area. Chance the fight goes over 1.5. Here we go. Shut up now. Oh, no glove turn. It's this time, chat. Inside low kick from Mingyang Zhang. Another heavy low kick from Mingyang Zhang.

Another heavy low kick, dude, but Smith's firing back. Yeah! But he missed all of it. Another heavy low kick from Mingyang Zhang and a left hook behind it. Smith's covering up. The classic Smith technique. Side kick to the body. He's attacking your family, Smith. Good right hook around the guard and the right hand on the inside and the knee to the body from Mingyang. And we're in the clinch. This is Smith's world. Good knee to the body from Mingyang again and again. He's framing off. Good knee to the body again from Mingyang. And a good elbow over the top. Smith's in there, though. Oh, he didn't throw anything. He just stood there. He's wading in with a high guard.

Good low kick from Mingyang. Oh, he got cracked. He's just covering up. Smith, throw something, Smith! Uppercut. Right hook. Smith just covering up here. Low kick. Smith just standing there, menacingly. Good elbow from Smith. Hold on, now. Stop curling up on the feet. Low kick from Mingyang Zhang. He's standing there. Good elbow from Smith! Heavy low kick from Mingyang and an elbow back. Smith doesn't shut up, dude. Elbow back from Mingyang Zhang. Elbow back from Smith. Mingyang gets the clinch. He's cut! Mingyang open! Or is that Smith that's cut open? It's probably Smith that's cut. It's actually Smith bleeding out of the face. A heavy low kick again from Mingyang Zhang.

He's chewing up that leg straight to the body. Oh, no! The blood's bothering Smith. He's getting in his eyes. Another low kick. He's quitting. He's quitting. Visibly quitting here. Elbows from Mingyang Zhang again. He's gonna... If he spools this, we're gonna see it! Oh, my God! He's getting a ball on the ground, chat! Oh, my God! He's in a ball on the ground! He's doing it! I ruined this with an illegal move. Sprawl it! Okay, now punch the body over and over. Elbows to the back from Mingyang Zhang. Smith curled up in a ball on the ground, getting punched in the head. He's on a single leg, though, chat! Mingyang sprawls it and punches him again.

Smith's in a ball on the ground, getting beaten up! Quitting, chat! No, he's not! He's still in there! People forget, man! He's Lionheart! Good shots from Mingyang Zhang again! Teeing off on Smith in half. They might have stopped this! It is again! Goes up in a ball and quits with the fucking fight that was to watch. He just curl up and... He's aura farming again! Is it to me? Who's he giving a middle finger to? Clip out of this! Someone's attacking his family in the crowd! He's ruining the moment with anger, chat! He's having a tantrum in the cage! It's kind of beautiful his career ended like this, the perfect way! Vintage Smith, yeah! Prime Smith performance!

Bro just ate 40 elbows with zero defense! Legend! Losing all that blood made his head smaller! I miss him already! Same here, dude! I miss him already, man! I'm actually nearly crying tears of laughter! Oh no, Smith's post-fight speech, guys! Have a moment! The kid was probably thrown away!

Listen, guys, at the end of the day, five years ago, that's a beatable guy!

Ah, he's coping! Coping! Five years ago, that's a beatable guy! Actually coping in his final moments! How the fuck did he take Jones to a decision? Jelly Roll speech for Anthony Smith! By Jelly Roll! They're giving him a send-off! Oh my god, they brought Jelly Roll out to give him a speech! He's crying in the cage, Jack! And everyone's giving him a speech about how he, like, never was anything in the spot! Just got beaten up! Like he did some shit! Oh god, it's funny to see how they pity him so much! No way he could have gone out better than that, dude! Dude, we're never gonna get to see Smith curl up in the ball again on the ground! Don't be sad it happened, be glad it's over! I'm not!

I want to see it again! The UFC missed a golden opportunity to make literally every highlight of him in the ball!

When I think of Anthony Smith, I think of one thing, which is Lionheart. I have to think about that hard-nosed, Midwest mentality that he has always embodied. He's got that dog in him, and that big heart that he lets us play many times when you watch him fight. Hector, you know my name yet? You know my name yet? You'll fight Anthony Smith, you better train, you better be ready. Go over there, prepare for war. Anthony, listen, congratulations.

Congratulations on a beautiful career. You have just been the epitome of Lionheart through and through.

You truly are an octagon warrior, and I've loved every single minute of not just announcing you, but watching you fight. Me and I'm forever grateful to announce to anybody that will listen that I coach Anthony Smith. This is an amazing achievement that not many people get to do on their own terms. This is what everybody sets out to do in the sport, and you did it.